So you wanna dive into the crappy corner of conversation? Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause Turd Talk is where the poop spills. We ain't messin' around here. This is where you can vent your gripes about everything and anything, read more from your neighbor's questionable lawn ornaments. We don't judge here. Just remember, keep it genuine and let those brown bombshells fly.
Crap Happens
Life throws you some serious curveballs. No matter how hard you try to plan everything, sometimes a real mess is just around the corner. You can worry about it all you want, but reality is, bullcrap happens.
It's a part of life, like eating. You can't avoid it, so instead of freaking out, just roll with it. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is smile and say, "Well, shit happens."
That's not to say that everything bad is just meant to be. It takes some effort to bounce back the tough times, but there are always ways to learn.
Keep in mind that even when things go wrong, they won't last forever. The sun will someday come out again. So, the next time shit hits the fan, just take a deep breath and realize that you can overcome it. You're tougher than you think.
Dump Everything
Life can get messy. We accumulate things, both tangible and intangible, that we may not need or even want anymore. This clutter can weigh us down. It's time to take a stand toward the overwhelm!
Embrace the new by getting rid of it all. Don't be hesitant to release things that no longer serve you. It's a fresh start to simplify your life and build a more peaceful existence.
Consider these ideas for tackling this monumental task:
* Begin with one area
* Only keep what you love and use
* {Donate, sell, or recyclewhat you don't need
Remember, don't hesitate to part with possessions. It's a journey, but the rewards are worth it.
Holy Crap!
Okay, so I was just sipping/munching/noshing on my sandwich/snack/dinner, and BAM! This crazy/wild/insane thing/situation/event just happened/occurred/went down. I'm totally/completely/utterly shocked/surprised/flabbergasted.
I mean, seriously? This is nuts/bonkers/wacko. I need to take a breath/chill out/compose myself because my head/brain/thoughts are spinning/going haywire/in overdrive.
Unwind a Load Off - You deserve it!
Sometimes life just throws you a curveball, doesn't it? It can get pretty crazy out there. Between work, relationships, chores/tasks/responsibilities, and just trying to keep up with everything, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. That's why it's so important to take some time for yourself and de-stress/chill out/unwind. Find something that helps you relax/makes you happy/brings you joy - maybe it's reading a good book, taking a hot bath, or just spending some time in nature. Whatever it is, do it regularly. Your mind and body will thank you for it.
- Give yourself permission/Take the time/Allow yourself
- To step away from it all
- You deserve a break
Two's in Contact
Your phone is buzzing. A call from above. It's her, Number Two, and something's up. This isn't your typical meeting. The stakes are higher, the tension thicker than peanut butter. You can practically feel the adrenaline pumping through your veins. Time to gear down. Number Two needs you, and that means action is on its way.
- Pay attention
- Get ready to roll
- Go with your gut